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The snow half buried my car and then it took 30 minutes to dig it out and then I found a parking spot on my street but then one of my neighbours got stuck in a bad patch of ice and snow so I offered to help him out but my puny muscles were insufficient for the job so then I offered him my metal tracks but those didn’t help either and moreover we lost them under his car and so then he asked to borrow my shovel and I said OK, I live over here when it’s time to return my stuff and then happily 10 minutes later he had liberated himself and returned my stuff but then the never next day I came home and my car was buried by snow again and it had to be moved immediately because the snow ploughs were coming and so I dug around my car for about 20 minutes and tried to drive out but I was stuck and it was bad this time because it was icy everywhere and as hard as I tried I wasn’t getting anywhere – tracks or no tracks – but eventually not one but two kind Samaritans came to my rescue and pushed me out, but then I had to find another parking space and I must’ve driven around for 40 minutes before finding anywhere and even then I am pretty sure the spot I found is illegal because it blocks an entranceway but the city hall can stuff it, I mean, where else am I gonna park – the MOON?

CARS ARE STUPID